Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe, by Oleander Plume; Tour w/ Excerpt, Author Bio, Review, and, Full Book Trailer!

Title:  Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe

Author: Oleander Plume

Publisher: Go Deeper Press

Release Date: 7/24/2017

Heat Level: 5 – Erotica

Pairing: Male/Male, Male/Male Menage

Length: 400

Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor

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Horatio Slice is NOT dead.

Gunner Wilkes knows a secret. Heartthrob rock star Horatio Slice is not dead. Sure, Gunner may turn heads with his big brain, good looks, and gym-built body, but his mind is on one thing only: returning his all-time favorite rocker and secret fanboy crush to Earth.

Yes, there are VAMPIRE PIRATES

Fame and stardom were starting to wear thin for Horatio Slice, but when he was sucked through a magical portal while on stage at Madison Square Garden into a jail cell in a strange dimension called Merona, his confusion quickly cleared upon meeting his sexy, dark-haired cellmate, a vampire pirate named Snake Vinter, who filled Horatio in about life in the universe, jumping from dimension to dimension, and craftily avoiding the wrath of gnarly-mask-wearing leather queen King Meridian—a guy nobody wants to cross.

The metal ship is named Frances.

And on Snake’s metal ship live eight identical blond Humerians, who proudly display their cocks and assholes in carefully crafted trousers, as well as a wild assortment of untamable, cock-hungry travelers and stowaways. But someone has hacked into Frances’ mainframe, demanding that Snake and crew deliver Horatio Slice to King Meridian, or feel his wrath.

All the zany magical comedy of Mel Brooks, an adventure not dissimilar to Indiana Jones meets Barbarella, and men, men, horny men, of all shapes and sizes, Horatio Slice, Guitar Slayer of the Universe is wild, fun, pornographic fiction for anyone who loves the masculine, the feminine, and all identities in between. Even more so, it’s for cravers—for aficionados—of big, hard, pounding cock, and anyone who can handle laughs that won’t stop coming.


Gunner raced to the machine and squatted in front of the laptop, hands trembling as he typed in an
eight-digit password. A red box popped up this time with the words, Open the portal? Y or N. In four
more minutes, he would tap the Y key again and hope to hell his invention worked. He willed the clock to
move faster while his fingers twitched in eagerness.

At 10:24, Gunner pressed Y, and the room exploded with light and sound.

“Holy fucking shit!”

He dove behind the ramshackle fortress head first, as if sliding into home base, wincing when his
elbow scraped the rug. He scrambled to his knees and poked his head over the top of the couch, barely
comprehending the chaos taking place around him. First, the air sizzled and turned blue. Loud vibrations
caused every object in the room to quake. The clamor grew louder and louder until it evolved into a
thunderous crack that reverberated through his spinal column. Gunner bit down on a knuckle to stifle his
screams of terror when a shimmering circle of light appeared in the ceiling. Right before his eyes, a figure
emerged from the portal. Two bare feet, followed by two bare legs, a pair of balls, and a cock—a gigantic,
hard cock.

“It’s actually working,” Gunner mumbled around the knuckle still wedged between his teeth, “but
where the hell are his clothes?”

Choosing to stay behind the bunker, Gunner rose higher on his knees to get a better view as the rest of
Horatio Slice appeared—intact and alive. Once the top of his head cleared the portal, the circle winked
out, leaving a ring of what appeared to be soot behind.

“Ow!” Horatio said as he hit the mattress. He sat up and rubbed his neck. “That hurt like a

And just like that, Horatio Slice was back—stark naked and kind of pissed off.

Gunner almost lost control of his bladder as he watched the hunk rise to full height. The man was a
glorious six-and-a-half-feet of chiseled muscle and masculine bravado. A seductive snake tattoo wound
over one calf, while another circled his right bicep. Horatio brushed his long, brunette hair out of his eyes
and looked around. “Where the hell am I?” he asked.

“Earth,” Gunner said. “New York State, to be exact.” He couldn’t take his eyes off Horatio’s cock. The rumors were true. Horatio Slice sported a behemoth between his legs, a fully erect behemoth dripping
copious amounts of pre-come. Gunner wondered what Horatio was up to before he fell through the portal.

“No shit? I’m back home,” Horatio said. “Sweet!”

“You’re welcome.”

“Who said that?” Horatio turned toward Gunner.

“Me. I’m a big fan. Really big. I can’t believe you’re here.” Gunner took a breath. “I can’t believe
you’re alive.”

“Of course, I’m alive.” Horatio stepped over a bundle of wires, crossing the six feet that separated
him from Gunner in two, long strides. Smiling, he leaned over the bunker and peered down at Gunner,
who shrunk back in shock. Was the guy checking him out? “Hello, hottie,” Horatio said, his smile
deepening into more of a leer.

While he’d imagined his idol’s homecoming many times, none of those fantasies included Horatio
being naked or staring at him with a throbbing erection and a predatory glint in his eyes. He practically
melted under Horatio’s piercing blue gaze. “Um, hi,” Gunner said as he crawled out on his hands and
knees from behind the sofa. “You made one hell of an entrance.”

“The impact almost shattered my spine,” Horatio said, “but I think I’m okay.”

Gunner took the hand Horatio offered and let the man hoist him to his feet. Instead of flip-floppy,
Horatio’s touch turned Gunner’s stomach into an over-inflated basketball that thumped against his ribs.
The ball bounced faster when he noticed Horatio eyeballing his crotch. Still holding Gunner’s hand,
Horatio pulled him closer and stared into his eyes. “You don’t work for Meridian, do you?”


Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the UniverseHoratio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe by Oleander Plume
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe (ARC) was graciously provided to me by IndiGo Marketing & Design for an honest review.

                                    “Intergalactic Love..”

Oh my goodness…where did this book come from? This amazing, beautiful, thought-provoking, incredible, humorous, and sizzling book? Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe, by Oleander Plume, blew me away. Blew-Me-Away.

It’s been a nice amount of time since I’ve read anything from the Sci-Fi genre, and, I’m beginning to wonder why? This particular book, while long and wonderfully detailed, is written very well. With it’s gorgeous, realistic and unique descriptions of the vast components of the never-ending universe, to it’s heart-breaking, heart-warming and incredibly realistic emotions of all of the characters, I didn’t want it to end. With it’s theme of a young man following his heart, in order to rescue his idol, his savior, I found myself forgetting about everything else around me just so that I could join him in his adventures that came along with his rescue.

Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe, is a great story about Gunner Wilkes, computer genius, and, Horatio Slice, famed lead singer of the band Monotony, and their escapades through the universe, as they try their best in avoiding a seemingly mad man, who has his eyes on Horatio…

Wow. I think it’s safe to sat, that, I loved this book. I love stories about love, destiny, and, redemption. These kinds of stories just bring out all of the feels for me. Throw-in lots of different kinds of adventures, mind-boggling portals, and, lots of hot, off-the-charts, and sizzling amounts of kinkiness, then, I’m all set for a glued-to-ones-seat kind of read. While at first, I was kind of freaked out as to the amount of characters, along with an overly-detailed blurb, but, boy, was I glad that I had continued, because all of that did not justify the overall gripping and well-paced plot that I never saw coming..

As mentioned briefly, Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe is about a young man, Gunner who because of an absolutely heart-breaking past, decides to create a means of coming to the rescue of his idol, Horatio. Upon doing so, he inadvertently opens his eyes, among other things, to new and amazing discoveries, that not only blew his mind, but, mine as well. These new discoveries, of the universe and beyond, were written in such a creative and beautiful way, that I found myself constantly saying, “wow…wow..wow..” and actually pondering that age old question of, “what if?”

This book probably has one of the best group of secondary characters that I’ve ever come across. I loved them immensely. Collectively, I found myself laughing, even snort-giggling, cheering and even bawling my eyes out because of what some had to endure.. It really doesn’t make a difference, to me, that some had more of a developed background than others, because it all fit together like a well-fitted glove.

*Achem* I’m just going to come right out and say it.. HOLY COW! The chemistry and the level of heat was beyond anything, ANYTHING, that I’ve ever read before. Ever. It actually contains the most sizzling, it’s-so-hot-I-can’t-touch-it-because-I’ll-burn-my fingers kind of yumminess. *pause* And, then…there’s the tenderness. I melted. A lot.

Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe is a book that I thoroughly enjoyed reading, and, plan on re-reading again. Regardless of the few editing issues, the times I had to re-read something that was a bit confusing, I absolutely loved this book and all of its characters, who I hope to see more of again in the future..

*star rating: 4.5 stars*


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Meet the Author:

Oleander Plume lives in Chicago, Illinois, with her husband, two daughters and a pair of obnoxious cats. While she writes in many genres, her favorite is m/m. Or m/m/m. Or m/m/m/m, or … who’s counting, anyway?

Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe (published by Go Deeper Press) is Oleander’s first, full-length novel, but her short stories have appeared in anthologies by Violet Blue, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Shane Allison, Alison Tyler, Neil Plakcy, and F. Leonora Solomon.

Oleander also edited a self-published erotic anthology, titled Chemical [se]X, featuring stories centered around the theme of aphrodisiac chocolates.

For more information, please visit her at poisonpendirtymind.com.


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6 Responses to Horatio Slice: Guitar Slayer of the Universe, by Oleander Plume; Tour w/ Excerpt, Author Bio, Review, and, Full Book Trailer!

  1. Thanks for being part of the release day book blitz!

  2. Just read the review, not sure how I missed this earlier, and OMG, you made me cry in the best way! Thank you for this wonderful review, it means so much to me. xoxox

    • LauraAdmin says:

      You’re very welcome! It was honestly one of the best books I’ve read this year.. Thank you again, Laura 🙂

  3. Mischa Eliot says:

    YES!!! So much love and tenderness… Le Sigh… I need a Horatio/Gunner mix for myself.

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